This is too silly to resist:
Popstrology is the science of the pop stars -- a revolutionary method for gaining self-knowledge by examining the alignment of the pop music charts on the date of your birth.
From Popstrology.com (þ: The Fredösphere).
Popstrologically speaking, I am a Double Bobby Darin, born under the influence of Mack The Knife, with my birthstar aligned with the constellation Shape-Shifter. I am married to a Sheb Wooley, born under the influence of Purple People Eater, in The Third Year of Elvis Presley, with his birthstar aligned with the constellation Novelty Merchant.
Why, this explains everything.
My birth year was off the chart. I have never felt so old!
Posted by: bill | March 23, 2005 at 10:13 AM
Me too. Whoever made that chart was too young.
Posted by: don | March 23, 2005 at 08:57 PM
Hey, I barely squeaked in! Elsewhere on the site, the author says (in response to getting the boom lowered on him by all the baby boomers that are off the chart): "Don't be sad! Don't be angry! Very soon -- not as soon as I'd hoped, to those of you hoping for St. Patrick's Day -- I will post on this site the data necessary for the children of the 40s and 50s and even the 20s and 30s to identify their ruling popstrological stars."
Posted by: Chan S. | March 24, 2005 at 06:22 AM