All the time, there's a rule book in Brittania / That no one ever waives

At last! For months, I have been looking for the merest excuse to use this post title. And now, the news:

A man has been fined for dumping green waste and Leyland cypress branches beside a track in Wiltshire.

When a police officer asked Mark King what he was going to do with the waste he replied, 'I'm going to tip further down the track as soon as you've gone.' He was fined £320 on 22 March in a case brought by the Environment Agency.

From this month's The Garden: Journal of the Royal Horticultural Society.

Comments

[Kathy]

You are just too erudite for me. Where did that quotation come from?

[Chan S.]

Not erudite (so kind of you to think that!), just overly enamored of early Elvis Costello. This is from the song "B Movie" from his "Get Happy" album from 1980 (how can it be that long ago?).

[Hero]

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