From the latest PowellsBooks.com newsletter:
City officials reported four separate incidents this weekend of overzealous gardeners fainting in their yards, having held their breath too long for the season's first blooms. "I can't speak for the others," the local paper quoted one woman as saying, "but, with me, I just stopped breathing too early. In all the excitement, I timed it totally wrong."
Now...what on earth could they be talking about? And...isn't it about time that I made sure my husband learns CPR?
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