You're stuck inside Fahrenheit 451. Which book do you want to be?
The October Country, by Ray Bradbury.
Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
Tony Almeida in 24. Oh...you mean from a book? Ralph Touchett in The Portrait of A Lady.
The last book you bought was...?
My bought-and-unread stack is growing so tall that I've been restraining myself this winter...so the last book I bought was Thomas Mann's Joseph The Provider, from the used-book bin in an after-Christmas sale for 81 cents.
The last book you read was...?
Re-read Aloft by Chang-rae Lee.
What are you currently reading?
Memento Mori by Muriel Spark (small world, Mixolydian Don).
Five books you would take to a desert island...
1. The Bible, King James Version.
And then the rest are pretty much off my favorite-books-of-all-time, must-reread-at-least-once-a-year list:
2. The Good Soldier, Ford Madox Ford.
3. The End of The Affair, Graham Greene.
4. Brideshead Revisited, Evelyn Waugh.
5. The Habit of Being, Flannery O'Connor.